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Част първа - YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRIVE:
Alfa Romeo 147 I live in Europe and love Italian automotive design flair and can't
afford a 156
Alfa Romeo 147 GTA
I live in Europe and love Italian automotive design flair and thank
Christ for Alfa and Italians in general who have enough (lack of?)
sense to put their biggest motor into their smallest car
Alfa Romeo 156 I live in Europe and love Italian automotive design flair, was
convinced by the dealer that Alfa is no longer a crappy Italian
marque, but still don’t mind topping off my oil every day and replacing
my engine every year
Alfa Romeo 156 GTA
I live in Europe and love Italian automotive design flair and am a
driving enthusiast who doesn’t want an S3, S4 or M3 and can’t afford
an M5
Alfa Romeo 166 I live in Europe, love Italian automotive design flair, am fairly wealthy
and don’t dig Audis or BMWs
Alfa Romeo GTV Who said FWD can’t be fun?
Alfa Romeo Spyder (classic)
I saw The Graduate and fell in love with this car, just like everyone
else who sees it.
Audi A3 I live in Europe and I’m a badge snob who can’t afford an A4 and
won’t be seen dead in a VW Golf (even though it’s the same car as
my A3)
Audi S3 I’m a driving enthusiast who likes to stray from the pack
Audi A4 I like excellent build quality and am enough of a badge snob to not
buy a 4Motion VW Passat
Audi S4 I’d buy an M3, but it’s too flashy; V8s are the wave of the future
Audi RS4 I’m very wealthy and live in Europe, but my 911 can’t haul the kids
and their stuff
Audi RS2 I’m wealthy and live in Europe, but my 911 can’t haul the kids and
their stuff and I can’t afford an RS4 because I spent it all on the RS2
years ago
Audi A6 I’m wealthy and think 5-series BMWs are for wankers who are badge
snobs
Audi RS6 Life only begins with more than 4L of displacement, 8 cylinders, twin
turbos and 444hp. And in available wagon body style too!
Audi A8 I'm wealthy and loved the movie Ronin
Audi S8 with NOS I’m wealthy and loved the movie Ronin and actually have the money and the balls to build a monster like this.
Audi TT roadster I don’t realize that I just bought a ‘sportscar’ built on the Golf/Beetle
platform
Audi TT coupe I enjoy ultra high speed oversteer resulting in serious injury or death
VW Golf if male, gay; if female, enjoys simple transportation with a European
flair (but has no idea the thing is built in Mexico)
VW Golf cabriolet if male, blatantly homosexual; if female, very cool
VW Golf Turbodiesel
I belong to the strange subsect of turbodiesel VW owners who think
that these cars are the shiznit. If you don’t own one, you wouldn’t
understand. VW FOREVAH!!
VW Golf VR6 with Vortec supercharger
You can never have enough power. Then you realize that you
actually CAN have too much power in a FWD car with no LSD, skinny
tires, marginal chassis...
VW Golf R32 I have the best Golf performance car currently in production, but have
pissed off Skyline fans by ripping off the model designation of the
original performance legend; good thing the Golf R32 is actually a
half decent car
VW Beetle see VW Golf cabriolet
VW Beetle cabriolet
see VW Golf cabriolet but even more so
VW Passat I have the common sense to know that I have just bought the build
quality of an Audi A4 but spent $6,000 less
VW Corrado I drive VW’s Ferrari wannabe; thank Christ it’s actually a good car.
Until the supercharger needs an overhaul or I reach the limitations of
the VR6’s 12v head
BMW 330 I’m a badge snob and think my untuned car is the fastest thing out
there (see also Ford Mustang)
BMW 540 see BMW 330, but with more wealth
BMW 750 I’m filthy rich and this car shows it; soon I will crash it as I play with
that idiotic i-Drive thingy trying to get my CD player to work
BMW 850 I’m disgustingly rich, but I’m also stuck in the early ‘90s OR the only
way I could afford this car was to buy it from the wreckers after it had
been totaled - yes, there are SUPPOSED to be 1" hood and door
gaps!
BMW Z3 see BMW 330
BMW M3 (E30) I’m a driving enthusiast; happiness is in the corners
BMW 325 (E30) with E36 engine swap
I’m a driving enthusiast, but a) my father pays for everything,
including the $15,000 engine swap; b) I can’t really drive and the car
really isn’t that quick but c) I still tell everyone that it runs low 13s and
out-corners track prepped M3s, d) I’m stupid enough to put road race brake pads on stock rotors; found out the hard way after the rotors got
chewed up after 2 weeks of driving on the street and e) I think that
ultra stiff race suspension actually works on the street.
BMW M3 (E36) I’m a poser driving enthusiast, and don’t realize that my car is a tarted
up piece of junk 325
BMW E36 318 4-door with M badges but no 318 badges
I’m a complete poser wanker who attends import car shows and looks
down my nose at ‘all the ricers in their Honda Civics’
BMW M3 (E46) I’m a driving enthusiast who can’t afford a 911; SMG is cool, but my
engine might blow up even though it was hand built.
BMW M5 I’m a really wealthy driving enthusiast OR I’m a doctor / personal
injury lawyer / own my own pharmaceuticals company and we just
went public
BMW M roadster I’m in desperate need of sex from my 50+ year old wife. And I like
power oversteer.
BMW M coupe see BMW M roadster, but also have no taste in automotive design
Jaguar X-Type Despite the car’s humble underpinings, at least it looks like a Jag! I
like my driving with a bit more luxury and don’t want a generic
German sedan.
Jaguar S-Stype I am wealthy, and don’t want a BMW 5-series.
Jaguar S-Stype R I am wealthy, like to go fast and don’t want an M5.
Jaguar XJ series I am really wealthy.
Jaguar XJR I am really wealthy and like to go fast.
Jaguar XK8 I am really wealthy but want to believe I’m younger.
Jaguar XKR I am really wealthy but want to believe I’m younger and like to go fast.
Mercedes C-Class I’m a badge snob and love that my Mercedes cost only $50,000.
Mercedes C-Class coupe
I’m a younger badge snob who just bought my first Mercedes and
think it’s the shiznit (but it is, so that’s okay).
Mercedes SLK I’m a 50+ year old woman OR I think I own a true sportscar but Honda
Civics drive circles around me
Mercedes CLK I like German coupes but can’t drive stick.
Mercedes E-Class I’m a wanker who couldn’t afford an E-Class unless my mother died
and my inheritance paid for it.
Mercedes S-Class I’m really, really wealthy. You don’t understand just how wealthy - my
summer car is a Ferrari 456GTA; the S-Class is a winter beater/family
car; my dogs ride in the back on the hides of numerous dead cows.
Mercedes SL I’m really, really wealthy but can’t bear to be seen in a sedan, so I try
to feel younger in this big coupe/convertible or whatever the hell it is,
but it doesn’t work because only old men drive these things anyway.
AMG C43 I'm a driving enthusiast but can't drive stick. Does that mean I'm not
a true driving enthusiast?